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 "Balloon Boy" found, safe, hiding in Meghan McCain's cleavage
The Colorado six-year-old whose supposed balloon ride captured the attention of many around the world has been found safely tucked between Meghan McCain's tank-topped breasts. "My son was probably scared and, like a good little tornado tracker, headed for the hills." -Richard Meehe, father [COMPLETE ARTICLE] |
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Iris (2002)
"Any
prurient hopes I had of hot
girl-on- Kate-Winslet action were quickly dispatched by the recognition
of the profound natural tragedy that befell this remarkable
woman."
Ask a Stand-up Comedian:
Will bio-fuel be effective in reducing our nation's reliance on foreign oil?
"Yeah, I'll have a Big Mac, fries, a Coke and, um, a couple gallons of
regular vegetable... to go."
Book Marc with Marcus P. Murmon
Aldous
Huxley's Brave New World:
"While
I
have often found myself awed by the apparent prescience demonstrated by
last century's writers of future fiction and science fiction, poor Mr.
Huxley, it seems, whose book, incidentally, I've yet to finish, could
not have been more wrong. Imagine: A society where comfort
drugs
and casual sex are both pervasive and ubiquitous, and
implicitly
sanctioned to numb people's experience of
life's unpleasantness;
all in an effort to guarantee continuous undiminished servitude to the
twin masters of productivity and consumption. Yeah, right!"
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