 Senator
holds 12
second intercourse
session with wife
(Washington, DC)Senator Jack
Reed (D-RI) exercised an oft used rule of sexual congress last night
when he engaged in pro
forma intercourse with his wife. The
love-making session was gaveled in without even the perfunctory
foreplay and adjourned a fraction of a minute later with Reed
ejaculating inside his wife's birth canal. Pro forma means
“for the sake of formality” and the senator
allegedly used the procedural maneuver to keep Mrs. Reed from making
recess appointments to her vagina.
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