 Putin admits to crush on Palin
(Moscow) In a recent
interview in Суровый наблюдатель, a leading Moscow daily, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin expressed some disappointment with the outcome
of the latest U.S. presidential election.
“Though
I send
president-elect Obama my heart-felt congratulations on his recent
political triumph, I admit to having held out hope for a victorious
republican ticket... and, immediately subsequent to taking office, for
would-be President McCain to begin some new hobbies. Such
as chain smoking and BASE jumping,” Mr. Putin was quoted as
saying.
“I
feel Governor Palin and I would have had quite a lovely rapport during
the numerous summits, conferences and private meetings we would have
engaged in. I encourage her, not only to consider a
presidential bid of her own in the future, but to educate herself on
the basics of modern Russian society. Might I even suggest
googling “topless +Putin” as good way to
start.”
In another remarkably
candid moment Mr. Putin described Mr. McCain's former running mate as
having “this girl-next-door quality about her, you
know?” He went on to invite her to visit Russia in
the future, saying, “I recently bought a beach
front dacha in Chukotka and would like to let Governor Palin know that
she is welcome anytime. On a clear day one can even see
Alaska right from the hot tub on the deck. Of course, with
our network of military spy satellites I don't have to tell you that I
can see a lot more than that!”
The
Governor's only response to requests for comment left at her private
residence was to draw the shades.
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