(Washington, D.C.) According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture drought and flood in both Europe and North America have resulted in the lowest world wheat inventories in over a quarter century. The situation will likely lead to a price spike this winter for wheat and wheat-based products. In response McDonald's has proposed temporarily replacing the wheat flour buns in all of its sandwich lines with hamburger patties. “This is a logical solution based on the current state of the world's food supply” stated McDonald's spokesperson Margret Marge. “The Big Mac will now consist of two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on two more all-beef patties. Oh wait. Make that three more all-beef patties. I always forget about that dumb-ass middle bun in the Big Mac. My bad.” When asked of the possibility that the bun for the Filet-o-Fish sandwich would be made out of fish rather than beef Ms. Marge responded, “Now you're being ridiculous.”